I haven’t felt so good in years. It’s been a long time coming.
Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
Me: what kind of font is this?
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans: When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys: When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch: When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework: When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there: When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings: When you hit your head on a low beam: When a mosquito...
hyperbolequeen: tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via reefkids)
hamfarto: dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mpregbert: ghostgiggles: if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
super-eklectic1: while you up here makin brand new macbook pros that more people can’t afford can you work on making iTunes open faster, you know…sometime before the second coming of Jesus?
Parents: Who are you texting?
Me: Jake from State Farm.
shavingryansprivates: what when was this ever a title
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone whether or not they drink coffee if they ever forget to eat how honest they are with themselves (and others) if...
Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay...
Reading through old Crohn’s advocate magazines. Feeling better and better, I’m so excited for all the good to come :)
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited